A guy called the store tonight and asked where we were located. He said he was standing at 13th and Market and couldn't find us. There is music playing and large window displays, so I simply told him that if he was "standing on Market and facing City Hall with 13th Street behind him, our building would be located to his left."

I got off the phone and told the girl at the other counter about the call. She asked, "Did you ask if he's looking for the 'Clinique Store'?"

Confused, I answered, "Hmm. I hadn't even thought of that."

She replied, "There's all different levels of stupid out there." We both laughed.