Today, while helping two customers find their skin type, my boss Anna walked around the counter to grab a product. She turned the corner just as a gnarly homeless woman was pouring an bottle of Clarifying Lotion all over the counter.

Anna, "Get away from my products."
Gnarly homeless woman, "I'M A BEAUTY QUEEN!!"

... and then she kicked Anna's thigh with the heel of her boot and ran out screaming.