Via Twitter: ""You don't like apple pie? Get the fuck out of America."" at 10:01 PM Nov 27th from txt

Says my adorable coworker, Melissa.

Turns out, the BeneFit counter girl gave me the look of 'I'd hit that.' rather than 'I hate you.'. Good to know. Too bad, I'm still very much into dudes. We've Facebook friends now.